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quote[0] = "Rodney Hide makes wearing a yellow jacket cool.";
quote[1] = "Rodney Hide once fought a crocodile.  The crocidile never showed up.";
quote[2] = "Rodney Hide can run up the stairs with Chuck Norris on his back.";
quote[3] = "Rodney Hide doesn't need to win Epsom.  He IS Epsom.";
quote[4] = "Rodney Hide can climb Mount Everest with no legs AND no arms.";
quote[5] = "Rodney Hide can destroy Winston Peters.";
quote[6] = "If you have five dollars and Rodney Hide has five dollars, Rodney Hide has more money than you.";
quote[7] = "Rodney Hide has counted to infinity.  Twice.";
quote[8] = "Rodney Hide can run up the stairs with Parekura Horomia on his back.";
quote[9] = "Rodney Hide is not politically correct.  He is just Correct. Always.";
quote[10] = "In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.  Rodney Hide was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.";
quote[11] = "When you play Monopoly with Rodney Hide, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You do not play Monopoly with Rodney Hide.";
quote[12] = "Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Rodney Hide beats all 3 at the same time.";
quote[13] = "The first rule of Rodney Hide is: you do not talk about Rodney Hide.";
quote[14] = "Rodney Hide can swim the Cook Strait with Michael Phelps on his back.";
quote[15] = "Rodney Hide built The Beehive with lego blocks.  In one day.";
quote[16] = "Rodney Hide can tell if Winston Peters is lying.  Even Winston can't do that.";
quote[17] = "Rodney Hide can have his cake AND eat it too.";
quote[18] = "Rodney once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.";
quote[19] = "Rodney Hide's smile once brought a puppy back to life.";
quote[20] = "Rodney Hide understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.";
quote[21] = "Rodney Hide was Jason Bourne's stunt double.";
quote[22] = "Rodney Hide taught Anna Pavlova how to dance.";
quote[23] = "Rodney Hide makes driving a Smart Car cool.";
quote[24] = "The colour yellow did not exist until Rodney Hide said it did.";
quote[25] = "Rodney Hide is to New Zealand what water is to a thirsty man.";
quote[26] = "Rodney Hide will rock you.";
quote[27] = "Rodney Hide is not a Man, he is a legend";
quote[28] = "Rodney Hide put the 'Serious' into the Serious Fraud Office";
quote[29] = "Rodney Hide is to New Zealand what Batman was to Gotham City.";
quote[30] = "Captain Cook didn't discover New Zealand, Rodney Hide did.";
quote[31] = "It wasn't Mt. Vesuvius that errupted, that was just Rodney Hide getting angry.";
quote[32] = "Jason Bourne learnt everything he knew from Rodney Hide.";
quote[33] = "Rodney Hide is the definition of the word 'cool'";
quote[34] = "Sir Edmund Hillary was the first man to climb Mt. Everest because Rodney Hide dragged him up the last 100 metres.";
quote[35] = "It wasn't Aristotle who taught Alexander the Great, it was Rodney Hide.";
quote[36] = "You don't play Monopoly with Rodney Hide because he wins on his first go.";

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